Sunday, 1 March 2015

What Do You See, Guys?




lmaoo. All them TILB readers with dirty minds be seeing things that aren't as if they were. lol. How's your Sunday, first day of March going, guys? I just finished downing a hot plate of rice and stew. You nko?


Arsenal Vs Everton Today At 3:05pm

Arsenal meet Everton on Sunday March 1 at Emirates





Match Appointments

Referee: Andre Marriner Assistants: S Ledger, D Cann Fourth Official: R Madley

Match Facts

Arsenal have gone five matches without a win against Everton, their worst such run for this fixture.

Everton striker Steven Naismith has scored in his last two Barclays Premier League appearances against the Gunners.

Only Everton (17) and Swansea City (16) have dropped more points from winning positions than Arsenal (14) in the BPL this season.

Santi Cazorla has had a hand in six goals in his last five BPL matches (three goals, three assists).


Meet John Okafor (Mr Ibu), His Beautiful Wife And Daughter (Photos)

Popular nollywood comedian Actor, John Okafor came into limelight after playing the role of ‘Mr. Ibu‘ in

the Hit Comic Movie ‘Mr.



Ibu The Comedian is married with children and has acted in more than 70 movies. He recently acquired a Brand New BMW..

He shared pics of his wife, Stella Maris Okafor and daughter via instagram…. See below…


NFF Offered Me A Slave Contract - Keshi

A DECLARATION Saturday by Coach Stephen Keshi that the new deal offered to him by the

Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) amounts to a “slave contract,” is not going down well with

the leadership of the federation.



Keshi’s initial contract of three years ran out after the Brazil 2014 World Cup, where

Nigeria reached the last 16. He failed to qualify the Super Eagles for the recently concluded

Africa Cup of Nations in Equatorial Guinea, prompting a debate on whether or not to give

him a new contract.



After a long wait, Keshi, who led Nigeria to win the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations in South

Africa, said he had received his new contract from the NFF, but was far from being

impressed with what was on offer.



“From the clauses I have seen so far, I don’t know what words to use, but the contract can

be described as a ‘slave contract’”, he said, probably in reference to clauses which make

him answerable to several persons and committees.



Agence France-Presse (AFP) reported yesterday that Keshi had been offered a two-year

contract effective from March 1, 2015, requiring him to meet several targets or else the deal

was off.



However, the President of NFF Amaju Pinnick told The Guardian yesterday that it was

unfair for Keshi to make such comment.



“How can Keshi say the NFF gave him a ‘slave contract’? How come he is discussing details

of his contract with the media, instead of talking with the NFF? It is unprofessional. Well, he

has a choice to make,” Pinnick said.



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BELOW ARE THE NEW TERMS OF CONTRACT FOR STEPHEN KESHI.



1. A TECHNICAL ADVISER CAN BE EMPLOYED IF .........

2. #5 MILLION Monthly

3. NO ACCOMMODATION, NO VEHICLE

4. #500,00 TRANSPORTATION Fees

5. CHAN AND AFCON SEMI-FINAL STAGE QUALIFICATION

6. COACH MUST NEVER STAY OUTSIDE NIGERIA FOR MORE THAN 21 DAYS IN THE YEAR

7. MUST TELL NFF BEFORE ACCEPTING GIFTS FROM COMPANIES, INDIVIDUALS .



KESHI MUST SUBMIT REPLY ON MARCH 12TH.



Am laughing in French here. MOD DO THE NEEDFUL AT THE FRONT PAGE


How Old Is Your Present SIM Card?

Let us know who has the oldest sim card on nairaland. Mine is 8 years old since 2007. No welcome back ever still the same sim card till date.



Let us know yours.



Note: Be sincere, no jonsing, no hyping, just be sincere.



let the fun begin!



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