Tuesday 3 March 2015

For Fun: Your Childhood Was Poor If You Didn’t Do Any Of This Kpako Stuff.




Mehn, Ajebota Children of nowadays are seriously missing out… If you did not do any of this while growing up, your Childhood was Poor.



― If u never bathed in the rain.



― If nobody told u about India vs Nigeria 99-1.



― If u didn’t sleep on d couch and wake up on d bed.



― If u didn’t go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street. and d owner’s dog comes through d backyard waiting for u to come down from d tree.



― if u didn’t throw your milk tooth on d roof for the lizards to take it and give u new ones.



― If u didn’t just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.



― If u didn’t act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.



― If u never flew a kite.



― If u didn’t use ur two legs to build houses with sand.



― If u didn’t write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.



― If u didn’t close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.



― If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter



― If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights



― If u didn’t drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!



― If u didn’t mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in d street.



― If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand without fire.



― If u didn’t play table soccer. with bottle cover..



Oya choose which one you do?


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