Saturday 28 February 2015

Which Of These Things Did You Do At NYSC Orientation Camp?

Life at orientation camp could be stressful for a corp member within the first three days he or she arrives wink You would need to put yourself together and know how things go around in such a 'regimented place' (apologies to Mr Olaiya, Kwara State NYSC camp coordinator, 2008). As time goes on, one becomes acclimatized to the environment. When you become familiar with the surrounding, there are certain things you might likely start to do. So which of them did you do at orientation camp? Below...



1) Coming to the parade ground in the morning and trying to catch a sight of that babe in your platoon you have been dying for, so that you can stay close to her in order to initiate a conversation with her grin Chai!!! Oluwafunmilayo, God nor go forgive u for captivating and mesmerizing my heart grin



2) Dishing excess food to your crush in camp or your guys in your hostel the day your platoon would be in the kitchen.



3) Escaping from those boring seminars where they teach you how to make soap, key-holders and all those trash...while relaxing in the hostel with some few guys, soldier man go come, una go fly enter bush grin



4) Spending almost all your alawee for Mami market on top a babe wey dem go later post go anoda local government for primary assignment.



5) Rushing to morning parade without taking your bath because you woke up late and soldier men dey come.



6) Forming big boy or girl...eating at mami from Monday to Saturday but you nor dey miss the Sunday rice and chicken from camp kitchen grin



7) Pretending to be sick just to escape early mor-mor parade.



cool 'Collecting' people's soaps and other petty items when you can't find yours because you feel one them must have done same to you.



9) Escaping into the bush to take some w**d grin (the kporists know demselves)



10) Arguing with some drunk fellows late into the night after consuming countless bottles at mami grin



Feel free to add yours...

Happy Sunday to all!


Things That Guys Secretly Envy About Girls

Being a guy comes with some downsides too.



1)Lots of attention.

Guys envy girls for this. The girls get all the attention everywhere they go,Facebook,twitter,instagram ,its a girls world online. What about offline,girls still get all the attention. If a guy and a girl should ask for the same help,the girl has 85% more chances of getting helped. So annoying angry



2)Girls are always right.

In an argument,a guy can never win it,he must give up for the girl to win the argument,also a guy cannot hit a girl even if the girl is hitting him,its not fair. cry



3)Girls are wooed.

Girls get wooed and flattered all the time,their ego are nurtured 24/7 but a guy is left with his own ego to carter by himself. So sad cry



4)Lesbians are more tolerated than gays.

Lesbians are more accepted than gays generally,even straight people get turned on by lesbians and not gays. So sad for the gays. cry



5)Girls enjoy sex more.

Ohhh gush this is the most annoying, imagine me doing all the work ,pounding her like my life depends on her punny only for her to be screaming in ecstacy ,enjoying all the thrill. The kind of intense orgasm girls have ehn,it makes guys fascinate about what its like to have an orgasm as a girl. To make matters worse,they have multiple orgasm. angry grin clitoral own is there,vaginal own is there,g spot own is there, even Tips orgasm is there. BUT WHY? angry cheesy



6)Girls manipulate guys without getting noticed.

They know all the tricks in the book. They manipulate guys and we guys don't see it as manipulation, is it through tears? Through sex? Through sweet words? Chaiii guys have suffered. We even pay for the sex they are enjoying more. Wtf? angry



7)Women are more sympathetic than men.

Women generally can show more sympathy than men. Some men can't be taught be importance of sympathy, not all men tho,but generally women have the upper hand.



coolWomen do less work

Since they are considered weaker vessel,they do less work wherever they are,on a general note. Men are handled with iron hand while women are pampered and they still get the same reward with the guys or even higher reward. angry



Well that's it.


APC Jittery Over The Achievement Of The Army And Government - Aljazeera

APC Jittery Over Nigeria’s Victory Over Boko Haram, Accuses Jonathan Of “Positive Propaganda” – Al-Jazeera TV





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According to a report by International Cable TV Al-Jazeera, Nigeria’s opposition has accused President Goodluck Jonathan of using the fight against Boko Haram as “positive propaganda” to win votes in next month’s election. These accusations follow the release of a video by military commanders showing the army in combat against the armed group. Al-Jazeera’s correspondent Ms. Yvonne Ndege, reports: [WATCH]







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Ayo Oyalowo of the All Progressives Comgress speaking with the Al-Jazeera reporter concerning the release of a video by military commanders showing the army in combat against the armed group said;



“This video that has been released for us looks like a joke… if we want to play games let us play games if we want to act movies let us act movies… The government said they have won a battle and they are showing us aerial bombardment but why are they not taking journalists, press people to go to the place… We see a government that believes in propaganda in making delusions look like reality.”



Nigeria’s leading opposition party has often been accused of capitalizing on the onslaught against the country by Boko Haram as a major campaign issue against the sitting President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and the recent victories over Boko Haram is seen to have dealt a big blow to their campaign which assumed high momentum as a Nigerians of the fears by many Nigerians of the group’s amplified dominance. Meanwhile key opposition figures have spoken to water down the impact of the military’s victories as most recently observed in the demand by leading BBOG campaigner Oby Ezekwesili, that the military provide prove of its victory. The opposition party strategists are currently its approaches as it sees the Boko Haram issue as its only and ultimate joker to achieve victory at the polls.



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Manchester United Vs Sunderland 1 - 0 - (Live)!





Match Preview



Gus Poyet is wary of a positive reaction

from Manchester United after their

defeat at Swansea City when

Sunderland visit Old Trafford in the

Barclays Premier League on Saturday.



United suffered a 2-1 loss at the

Liberty Stadium last weekend, allowing

Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur to

move within striking distance of a top

four spot.



The Red Devils will be looking to atone

for their home defeat to Poyet’s

Sunderland last season, when Sebastian

Larsson's strike secured a 1-0 triumph

that contributed to the Wearsiders'

remarkable end-of-season surge that secured their safety.



While Louis van Gaal's side have won one

of their last six away matches, the Dutchman continues to get positive results at home.



United have won 10 of their 13 Barclays Premier League matches at Old Trafford this season.



But Poyet pinpointed United’s recent

win over Burnley, which was criticised

by Van Gaal, as cause for optimism.



"Van Gaal was not happy about Burnley game but they scored three goals, but Burnley had plenty of chances," Poyet told www.safc.com . "We need to look at that game as a good

opportunity to play a certain way, be calm, and manage the game in certain way that it will suit our result.



"It is going to be tough, they have to come back [after the Swansea loss], they know us because of what happened last year. "We need to be spot on, especially in defence. We need to concentrate in what we do.



" Form is not on Sunderland's side, though, after just one win in their last nine, but Anthony Reveilliere hopes they can take confidence from Swansea's win. "We know that it's a challenge that is never easy there," he told The Shields Gazette.



"But at the same time, they've had a few difficulties this year and lost at Swansea last weekend.



"It's still Manchester United, and they've brought in a lot of players this season. "But we'll be ready for it and we've done well away from home this season.



" Emanuele Giaccherini looks likely to miss the rest of the season after undergoing further ankle surgery this week, while there are doubts over Billy Jones (ankle), Jack Rodwell (calf) and Will Buckley (knee).



United's injury list has one major addition to it after Saturday's defeat in Wales, Robin van Persie left the Liberty Stadium on crutches and could spend the next month out of action.



Michael Carrick has also been on the sidelines with a calf injury, while youngster James Wilson suffered a hip problem during a Barclays Under-21 Premier League match earlier this week.



Match Facts



Robin van Persie has scored six goals in

five BPL starts at home to Sunderland

for Manchester United and Arsenal.



Sunderland are the only team in the BPL

not to score a goal in the 15 minutes

directly after half–time.



United have won 10 and lost one of 13 Barclays Premier League home matches against Sunderland (D2).



The Black Cats have drawn more matches (13) than any team in BPL history after 26 match days.


List Of Eligible Voters In The 6 Geopolitical Zones

INEC Press Statement, Be Informed. This is the total number of eligible voters in each Six Geopolitical Zone in Nigeria by INEC



SOUTH EAST:

Abia 1,481,191

Anambra 1,758,220

Enugu 1,301,185

Imo 1,611,715

Ebonyi 876,249

TOTAL = 7,028,560

------------------------------------------------------------------SOUTH WEST:

Lagos 6,247,845

Ogun 1,869,326

Osun 1,293,967

Ondo 1,558,975

Ekiti 750,753

Oyo 2,577,490

TOTAL=14,298,356

------------------------------------------------------------------SOUTH SOUTH:

Edo 1,412;225

Delta 1,900,055

Bayelsa 472,389

Akwa Ibom 1,714,781

RIvers 2,419,057

C/Rivers 1,018,550

TOTAL 8,937,057

------------------------------------------------------------------NORTH CENTRAL:

Benue 1,415,162

Kogi 1,215,405

Kwara 1,115,665

Nassarawa 1,224,206

Niger 721,478

Plateau 1,983,453

TOTAL 7,675,369

------------------------------------------------------------------NORTH EAST:

Adamawa 1,714,860

Bauchi 1,835,562

Borno 2,730,368

Gombe 1,266,993

Taraba 1,308,106

Yobe 1,182,230

TOTAL 10,038,119

------------------------------------------------------------------NORTH WEST:

Jigawa 1,852,698

Kano 5,135,415

Katsina 2,931,668

Kaduna 3,565,762

Kebbi 1,603,468

Sokoto 2,065,508

Zamfara 1,746,024

TOTAL 18,900,543.





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Toyin Aimakhu Slams Women Who Don’t Appreciate Their Husbands On Social Media

To all the married folks, actress Toyin Aimakhu has got some words for you smiley See below:



“To all friends and fans, i’ll like to start these piece by saying marriage is king in Africa. When men cheats and abuse women we all come out and scream, why is then wrong to sing their praises when they treat us right Alot of marital problems and issues are as a result of not appreciating each other.



Mind you our choices differs, but nevertheless they are our head and should be cater for and treated right. When your man treats you right people will say you’ve jazzed him, or that he is using you, with such conclusions, Won’t your man be afraid of treating you right?

If you feel living with a man is bad, have you taken your time to think that some female friends are worse?



Why do you have evil resentments against men? Let’s stop discouraging young ladies out there who are aspiring to be married, let them know there are two ways to life. It’s not only when molested that we should come out and speak.



Let’s learn to see our men differently and learn to appreciate them.

My name is Toyin Aimakhu johnson… I love my husband he’s my small god!!!





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Check Out Toyin Lawani's Custom made Swarvroski Stones Bikini




Celebrity stylist and fashion designer Toyin Lawani is a baller! The hot mum of two will be celebrating her 33rd birthday tomorrow, check out the bikini she will be rocking for the pool party - a custom made Swarvroski stones bikini .. too cool. Toyin also cut her hair for the celebration of a new her. See the pic after the cut.











Manchester United Vs Sunderland 0 - 0 - (Live)!





Match Preview



Gus Poyet is wary of a positive reaction

from Manchester United after their

defeat at Swansea City when

Sunderland visit Old Trafford in the

Barclays Premier League on Saturday.



United suffered a 2-1 loss at the

Liberty Stadium last weekend, allowing

Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur to

move within striking distance of a top

four spot.



The Red Devils will be looking to atone

for their home defeat to Poyet’s

Sunderland last season, when Sebastian

Larsson's strike secured a 1-0 triumph

that contributed to the Wearsiders'

remarkable end-of-season surge that secured their safety.



While Louis van Gaal's side have won one

of their last six away matches, the Dutchman continues to get positive results at home.



United have won 10 of their 13 Barclays Premier League matches at Old Trafford this season.



But Poyet pinpointed United’s recent

win over Burnley, which was criticised

by Van Gaal, as cause for optimism.



"Van Gaal was not happy about Burnley game but they scored three goals, but Burnley had plenty of chances," Poyet told www.safc.com . "We need to look at that game as a good

opportunity to play a certain way, be calm, and manage the game in certain way that it will suit our result.



"It is going to be tough, they have to come back [after the Swansea loss], they know us because of what happened last year. "We need to be spot on, especially in defence. We need to concentrate in what we do.



" Form is not on Sunderland's side, though, after just one win in their last nine, but Anthony Reveilliere hopes they can take confidence from Swansea's win. "We know that it's a challenge that is never easy there," he told The Shields Gazette.



"But at the same time, they've had a few difficulties this year and lost at Swansea last weekend.



"It's still Manchester United, and they've brought in a lot of players this season. "But we'll be ready for it and we've done well away from home this season.



" Emanuele Giaccherini looks likely to miss the rest of the season after undergoing further ankle surgery this week, while there are doubts over Billy Jones (ankle), Jack Rodwell (calf) and Will Buckley (knee).



United's injury list has one major addition to it after Saturday's defeat in Wales, Robin van Persie left the Liberty Stadium on crutches and could spend the next month out of action.



Michael Carrick has also been on the sidelines with a calf injury, while youngster James Wilson suffered a hip problem during a Barclays Under-21 Premier League match earlier this week.



Match Facts



Robin van Persie has scored six goals in

five BPL starts at home to Sunderland

for Manchester United and Arsenal.



Sunderland are the only team in the BPL

not to score a goal in the 15 minutes

directly after half–time.



United have won 10 and lost one of 13 Barclays Premier League home matches against Sunderland (D2).



The Black Cats have drawn more matches (13) than any team in BPL history after 26 match days.


Man Arrested For Duping Winners Chapel Of N77million (picture)

The Economics and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on Thursday February 19, 2015 arraigned one Chief Felix Ogbebor before Justice B. O. Quadri of the Federal High Court, Port Harcourt, on 8-count charge bordering on conspiracy, forgery, and obtaining money by false pretence to the tune of Seventy Seven Million Naira (N77, 000, 0000.00).



The accused allegedly obtained the sum of Seventy Seven Million Naira from the Living Faith Church (Winners Chapel), Stadium Road branch, Port Harcourt for twelve and half plots of land situated at Uyo Street, Rumumasi and Port Harcourt



He allegedly presented several forged documents to support the claim of ownership of the said land. But the unsuspecting church which wanted the land to build its new worship center paid the sum of Seventy Seven Million Naira (N77, 000,000.000) to the accused.



However, when they attempted to take possession of the land, they were stopped. One Professor Ebi Awotua Efebo came with documents, showing that the land in question belongs to him. The documents showed that he bought the land from one Chief Nelson Chukwu as far back as 1990.



One of the counts read, “that you Chief Felix Ogbebor sometime in March, 2011 at Port Harcourt within the jurisdiction of this honourable court, with intent to defraud, did obtain the sum of Seventy Seven Million Naira (N77,000,000.00) only from the registered trustees of Living Church (Winners Chapel, Stadium Road, Port Harcourt) being payment made to you as owner of the piece of land lying and situate along Uyo street (Ohia Mini Apu), Rumuomasi, Obio Akpo Local Government Area of Rivers State, measuring an area of 4211.769sq.m, a pretext you knew to be false and thereby committed an offence contrary to section 1 (1) (a) of the Advance Fee Fraud and Other Fraud Related Offences Act 2006 and punishable under section 1 (3) of the same Act”.



He, however, pleaded not guilty.

In view of the plea of the defendant, the prosecuting counsel, J.N Dogonyaro asked for a trial date and prayed the court to remand the accused in the EFCC custody. But defence counsel, R.E. Wanogho formally presented a bail application and urged the court to grant the accused bail.

Justice Quadri adjourned the matter to February 24, 2015 for ruling on bail application and remanded the accused in EFCC custody.



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Help! His Wife Beats Him. What Should He Do?

Hello Guys



My name is UD (not real name), a Nigerian and i am married to European who is 10 years older than me. We met in Europe but got married in Lagos.



Well, after our marriage, we always have family issues and fights like every other couple, but the problem i am having with my wife is that any time we are having our small misunderstanding, she always gets physical.. Initially, its just a small slap to my face and some nail scratching on my body here and there. And when this started in Europe, i will always try to walk away or hold her hands to calm her down, but seems the more i take the beatings, the more courage and bold she becomes in always hitting me during an argument or small misunderstanding with her.



Recently, we both came back to Nigeria for a business we brought down from Europe, and since we started living in Nigeria, i couldn't hold myself any longer as i have tried so in so many occasions to avoid hitting her back, but at a point i couldn't take it any more and i had to hit her back! though not so hard, but like oyibos, her skin where i hit her turned purple color and the next day everybody at our office was looking at me like the devil himself and a woman beater... I felt very very bad that i swore never to touch her again!



But last night she came all out for me again, hitting me, throwing lamps and whatever at me, and i lost it again and had to hit her! This time a bit hard! Please what am i supposed to do because i don't feel good after this fights especially when i have to hit her back.



And some of you might ask, why are we always fighting Well, i happens to be the bread winner in my family, but my wife doesn't understand why i should give money to my brother to help him in his business or pay for a new home for my mum. She said my family is too lazy and they should go and fend for themselves. My family is all i had and i feel obliged to help them even as i have a joint business venture with my wife and we run same account, thus finds out anytime i give them money. My brother was the one who helped and paid for my studies in Europe when his business was moving fine...now i feel i have to support him too because he has some problems with his business, but my oyibo wife will not hear of it and thus leads to our fighting and she getting physical with me..



Please guys, advise me what to do if you are in my shoes...only matured advises needed. Thanks


Manchester United Vs Sunderland Today At 4pm





Match Preview



Gus Poyet is wary of a positive reaction

from Manchester United after their

defeat at Swansea City when

Sunderland visit Old Trafford in the

Barclays Premier League on Saturday.



United suffered a 2-1 loss at the

Liberty Stadium last weekend, allowing

Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur to

move within striking distance of a top

four spot.



The Red Devils will be looking to atone

for their home defeat to Poyet’s

Sunderland last season, when Sebastian

Larsson's strike secured a 1-0 triumph

that contributed to the Wearsiders'

remarkable end-of-season surge that secured their safety.



While Louis van Gaal's side have won one

of their last six away matches, the Dutchman continues to get positive results at home.



United have won 10 of their 13 Barclays Premier League matches at Old Trafford this season.



But Poyet pinpointed United’s recent

win over Burnley, which was criticised

by Van Gaal, as cause for optimism.



"Van Gaal was not happy about Burnley game but they scored three goals, but Burnley had plenty of chances," Poyet told www.safc.com . "We need to look at that game as a good

opportunity to play a certain way, be calm, and manage the game in certain way that it will suit our result.



"It is going to be tough, they have to come back [after the Swansea loss], they know us because of what happened last year. "We need to be spot on, especially in defence. We need to concentrate in what we do.



" Form is not on Sunderland's side, though, after just one win in their last nine, but Anthony Reveilliere hopes they can take confidence from Swansea's win. "We know that it's a challenge that is never easy there," he told The Shields Gazette.



"But at the same time, they've had a few difficulties this year and lost at Swansea last weekend.



"It's still Manchester United, and they've brought in a lot of players this season. "But we'll be ready for it and we've done well away from home this season.



" Emanuele Giaccherini looks likely to miss the rest of the season after undergoing further ankle surgery this week, while there are doubts over Billy Jones (ankle), Jack Rodwell (calf) and Will Buckley (knee).



United's injury list has one major addition to it after Saturday's defeat in Wales, Robin van Persie left the Liberty Stadium on crutches and could spend the next month out of action.



Michael Carrick has also been on the sidelines with a calf injury, while youngster James Wilson suffered a hip problem during a Barclays Under-21 Premier League match earlier this week.



Match Facts



Robin van Persie has scored six goals in

five BPL starts at home to Sunderland

for Manchester United and Arsenal.



Sunderland are the only team in the BPL

not to score a goal in the 15 minutes

directly after half–time.



United have won 10 and lost one of 13 Barclays Premier League home matches against Sunderland (D2).



The Black Cats have drawn more matches (13) than any team in BPL history after 26 match days.


20 Year Old Okada Rider Rapes Pregnant Corps Member In Ondo

The Ondo state police command have arrested a 20 year old man for allegedly raping a pregnant National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) member at Imoru in Ose local government area of the state.



The suspected rapist, identified as Tumi Ayileka who said he is an Okada rider was among 27 suspected criminals paraded by the State Commissioner of Police, Isaac Eke during his monthly press conference held in Akure, the State Capital yesterday.



According to Eke, the rape victim (name withheld) boarded a motorcycle from Ifon to Imoru where she was posted to by the NYSC.



He narrated that the suspected rapist allegedly dragged her into the bush and forcefully had unlawful carnal knowledge of her.



The suspect who confessed to the crime said he raped the corps member unknowingly.



He said it was his first time of committing the crime, adding that he even still drove the victim home after the act had been carried out.



He said, “she approached me around 7.p.m at Ifon that I should take her to Imoru community where she serves and I obliged after agreeing on N500 charges fee. On our away going, I don’t know the spirit that fell on me and I don’t know when I rode her inside the bush and have carnal knowledge of her.



“Immediately after that incident, the spirit went off and I was ashamed of myself. I didn’t know she was pregnant before and I even took her home. Later on, she reported to the Police station and I was arrested. I don’t know the spirit that fell on me because I have never done that before”.



The Police Commissioner assured that the suspect would soon be charged to court as soon as the judiciary workers end their industrial strike.





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Seven Kinds Of Ladies You Find In Every Wedding Reception

Wedding is a special day for everyone, most especially the Lady wink



Currently in a Wedding Ceremony after many months smiley



As I look, I see different things. It's like a movie, lol!



Jokingly, I put down 7 Kinds Of Ladies You Will Find In Every Wedding Reception:







1. Those Who Came To Catch The Bride's Flower



I don't still know the mystery behind this. Has it worked for anyone?





2. Those On The Verge Of Getting Married- They Came To Learn Some More





Their purpose for coming is to learn more on how to "spice up" theirs.





3. Those Who Came To Be Sought For



You see them looking at you like "It could be me and you o"...Like Asa, ...be gone.. grin







4. Those Who Came To Criticize.



Their eyes are focused on the mistakes and flaws. It's either the food isn't tasty or her gown is a bit old-fashioned.





5. Her Friends Who Have Her Best Interest At Heart.



Even if people were surprised to see another guy with her down aisle. They thought it was gonna be me. We were more than friends # tears#





6. Old Ladies Club- who are close to 40. cheesy



Your time is near IJN!!! cheesy





7. Her "Frenemies"



Take it or leave it, there are "frenemies" wink







This thread was inspired by a nairalander whom after I told I was going to a wedding warned me not to go there and start putting up exactly this kind of thread. Obviously, I just did. cheesy





Happy Weekend grin