1 I'll call you
meaning; “I’m not going to call you. Well, I might. Probably not, though.”
2 she's just a friend
meaning; “I’m flattered by your jealousy and I swear I’ve never had sex with her. If I had, we probably wouldn’t still be friends.”
3 It's my fault, I'm sorry
meaning; “We’ve been arguing about thisfor hours and I just can’t take it anymore. Congratulations, you wore me down. Can we have sex now?”
4 Can we talk about this later?
meaning; Can you just shut the fvck up and let me concentrate on what I'm doing.
5 "I was just kidding"
meaning; “Oh shiit!!!! I was using humor to express something I believed to be profoundly true, and you saw right through it. This is me backpedaling.”
6 That's not what i mean
meaning; “Oh shiit!!!!! you took that much worse than I thought you would.”
7 I like girls that doesn't wear makeups
meaning; Just don’t paint yourself up like a clown. It takes forever, it smells weird and if I touch you or kiss you, it gets all over me. That doesn’t mean I don’t want you looking your best.”
8 How do you know that guy?
meaning; “Have you had sex with him? Because I’m either threatened by him or think he’s a douche and am worried about your standards.”
9 Can you come over for dinner?
meaning; “Come over to my place so we can have sex.”
10 I'm okay
meaning; “Maybe I’m not really all that okay, but it’s something I’d prefer to deal with on my own. Please stop asking me if I’m okay, because the more times you ask that question, the less okay I actually feel.”
*feel free to add urs
keep calm and drink orijin
meaning; “I’m not going to call you. Well, I might. Probably not, though.”
2 she's just a friend
meaning; “I’m flattered by your jealousy and I swear I’ve never had sex with her. If I had, we probably wouldn’t still be friends.”
3 It's my fault, I'm sorry
meaning; “We’ve been arguing about thisfor hours and I just can’t take it anymore. Congratulations, you wore me down. Can we have sex now?”
4 Can we talk about this later?
meaning; Can you just shut the fvck up and let me concentrate on what I'm doing.
5 "I was just kidding"
meaning; “Oh shiit!!!! I was using humor to express something I believed to be profoundly true, and you saw right through it. This is me backpedaling.”
6 That's not what i mean
meaning; “Oh shiit!!!!! you took that much worse than I thought you would.”
7 I like girls that doesn't wear makeups
meaning; Just don’t paint yourself up like a clown. It takes forever, it smells weird and if I touch you or kiss you, it gets all over me. That doesn’t mean I don’t want you looking your best.”
8 How do you know that guy?
meaning; “Have you had sex with him? Because I’m either threatened by him or think he’s a douche and am worried about your standards.”
9 Can you come over for dinner?
meaning; “Come over to my place so we can have sex.”
10 I'm okay
meaning; “Maybe I’m not really all that okay, but it’s something I’d prefer to deal with on my own. Please stop asking me if I’m okay, because the more times you ask that question, the less okay I actually feel.”
*feel free to add urs
keep calm and drink orijin
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