Saturday 7 February 2015

How To Keep The Anus Clean

Hello, today I will be lecturing you guys how to take proper care of the anus... This post is directed to both the males and females in here.



You see, some people don't actually know the importance of their poo hole, If there was no poo hole, there wouldn't have being anything known as anal sex. Imaging if you poo from your mouth... ( yuck right?)


How to take care of our beloved anus.



1. Remember to clean your anus after a round of poo (defeacation)

You see, allowing dry pieces of poo to gum at the edges of the anus is one bad habit many people exhibit.. This in turn, transform to bad odour with great ooze if not wiped in a long while.



2. Say No to anal penetration.

The ladies think allowing guys to slide their slot in their anus instead of the v.G is one great way to avoid pregnancy during sex, I tell you, this will widen the hole of your anus and might likely make you vulnerable to diseases if you use a public latrine or a non modern toilet.



3. Always change your underwears/boxers.

Most girls can wear one panties for one week... The teenagers practice this act.. Even some guys only have one boxers.. (Shhi). Wearing one boxers/panties expose your beloved anus to disease like crocro and ass_ scratching ( Yea, scratching of the annus regularly is a disease). Try to watch and change your undies regularly.



4. Remember to wash your anuss with soap and clean water when bathing

Yes, this is one rule you must not joke with. Your anus is a precious jewel. Use soap and sponge to brush it when bathing.. This gives you that cool feeling and makes you relax in chair well.



5. Shave them off!

Yes, always shave the hairs in your anus. Some guys allow the hair in their ax to grow even longer than the hair on their head. Shaving of the hairs in your anuss tends to reduce the rate of anall scratching and anall discomfort. Buy good shaves and shave it all off.



Guys, just follow this steps and thank me later...



Of course you can always add yours.


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