Saturday 7 March 2015

Lagos Conductors And Their Uniqueness

Lagos Conductors are the most dramatic, melodramatic and scintillating Conductors in the world (sorry, planet). What makes them special and unique?

Ok, 'lezz' go.



*1*

No Change ooo:

if you enter bus in Lagos and you don't hear this anthem from them.. ''no change ooo,'' then something must be wrong with you. (your ears actually). They tell you no change before you enter, but the funniest thing is that when you still enter with big money, how/where they get the change from i don't know.





*2*

NO NONSENSE:

They don't take sh*t from anyone. Infact, ''CUSTOMER SERVICES'' no dey dia dictionary.



---Conductor: ''madam, if u no wan enta abeg make u con dan jareee'' .... ''madam, e jooo dress jareee! Na onli u dey dis bus'' these comments, they make with full strength and arrogance.





-- more coming --


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