Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex

1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your

Country In The Olympics.



2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better

Than You.



3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily.



4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A (Tender

Age), so to speak.



5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long

Years Of Delay Due To Strike.



6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd Minute In A

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.



7. Getting Married After A Long And Delayed

Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies,

WADR.)



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