Life at orientation camp could be stressful for a corp member within the first three days he or she arrives 
You would need to put yourself together and know how things go around in such a 'regimented place' (apologies to Mr Olaiya, Kwara State NYSC camp coordinator, 2008). As time goes on, one becomes acclimatized to the environment. When you become familiar with the surrounding, there are certain things you might likely start to do. So which of them did you do at orientation camp? Below...
1) Coming to the parade ground in the morning and trying to catch a sight of that babe in your platoon you have been dying for, so that you can stay close to her in order to initiate a conversation with her
Chai!!! Oluwafunmilayo, God nor go forgive u for captivating and mesmerizing my heart
2) Dishing excess food to your crush in camp or your guys in your hostel the day your platoon would be in the kitchen.
3) Escaping from those boring seminars where they teach you how to make soap, key-holders and all those trash...while relaxing in the hostel with some few guys, soldier man go come, una go fly enter bush
4) Spending almost all your alawee for Mami market on top a babe wey dem go later post go anoda local government for primary assignment.
5) Rushing to morning parade without taking your bath because you woke up late and soldier men dey come.
6) Forming big boy or girl...eating at mami from Monday to Saturday but you nor dey miss the Sunday rice and chicken from camp kitchen
7) Pretending to be sick just to escape early mor-mor parade.
'Collecting' people's soaps and other petty items when you can't find yours because you feel one them must have done same to you.
9) Escaping into the bush to take some w**d (the kporists know demselves)
10) Arguing with some drunk fellows late into the night after consuming countless bottles at mami
Feel free to add yours...
Happy Sunday to all!
1) Coming to the parade ground in the morning and trying to catch a sight of that babe in your platoon you have been dying for, so that you can stay close to her in order to initiate a conversation with her
2) Dishing excess food to your crush in camp or your guys in your hostel the day your platoon would be in the kitchen.
3) Escaping from those boring seminars where they teach you how to make soap, key-holders and all those trash...while relaxing in the hostel with some few guys, soldier man go come, una go fly enter bush
4) Spending almost all your alawee for Mami market on top a babe wey dem go later post go anoda local government for primary assignment.
5) Rushing to morning parade without taking your bath because you woke up late and soldier men dey come.
6) Forming big boy or girl...eating at mami from Monday to Saturday but you nor dey miss the Sunday rice and chicken from camp kitchen
7) Pretending to be sick just to escape early mor-mor parade.
9) Escaping into the bush to take some w**d
10) Arguing with some drunk fellows late into the night after consuming countless bottles at mami
Feel free to add yours...
Happy Sunday to all!
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